10 reasons to go to work naked

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Monday, 10-Sep-2007 6:32:37

10. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
And (drum roll) the number one reason to Go To Work Naked:
1. No one ever steals your chair.

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 10-Sep-2007 13:06:17

LOL. I have had that dream, and it might be fun to see if really doing it would be like the dream. LOL

Post 3 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Tuesday, 11-Sep-2007 1:01:19

haha!

Post 4 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Tuesday, 11-Sep-2007 4:35:48

Beautiful. I'm almost tempted to try this someday.

Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 11-Sep-2007 7:44:52

&LT;lol> Now see what you started? The unemployment numbers for the blind are bound to go up now.

Bob